“Tell me a story.”

“I don’t know any!”

“Think of some!”

“Okay fine. There was once a girl that wanted to go to Europe. But first, she had to get her dad’s permission. When she finally got it, she flew to Europe. Then something went terribly wrong.”

“Jamie, that’s Taken with Liam Neeson.”

“No it’s not! Now let me get to the part where she gets kidnapped into sex trafficking!”

“………”

He also tried to tell me the story of Shrek. He makes me laugh so hard.